Samplegrazers

More laughable than anything else, these folks (often poor college students) load up on the legally free samples (kind of like the free snacks at bars, sometimes- ooh, chicken wings!), going way beyond the bounds of propriety, with no intent to buy or even listen. They're just hungry, and though the portions are as tiny as the taster's arsenal of social graces, the samples fall into the snacker's price range.