Real Men Don't Wear Scarves

Did you learn nothing from the metrosexual man-purse fiasco? Do men really need to emulate women's fashion? OK, they're wearing knit scarves indoors. Whatever floats your boat, and at least it's not the legwarmers of yesteryear. But scarves as fashion just don't work for men. You want to wear a winter scarf under your overcoat on a frigid day, fine. But the eccentric ascot, pompous draped-from-the-shoulders "look," and now the tied knit scarf just aren't working. Where's that big beer can with the "Be a man" caption when you need it?

Campus fashion watch (high on the very long list of things I know little about): Uggs nearly dead, tied knit scarves past peak, head scarves and big sunglasses on the way? (Let's hope not.)