Sunday, July 29, 2007

Cartdumpers

A variation of the lazylout, and most of the accursed are, this specimen is unable to walk the 50 feet or so (estimated round trip time: 15-20 seconds) to put the cart in the storage row where it belongs. As an added bonus, the dumped cart will typically block a car, door, or space, or even careen into vehicles on windy days, demonstrating the utter disregard of the social contract that forms the bedrock of civilization. Yes, it's just a little thing, but it is precisely those little things, particularly the unobserved ones, that define character. And what about the clods who take the cart out of the lot and dump it who-knows-where in the neighborhood? Yes, whatever the form of the selfish and boarish cartdumper, they have their own little circle in the Inferno.

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