Real Men Don't Dance

The vast majority of men don't like to dance. The vast majority of women do like to dance. Therefore, the vast majority of men dance. While a strong argument can be made to take this proposition in a figural sense, here I mean it literally. That is, most men dance only to be with women. Thus, when a man marries a woman, his dancing days are pretty much over. He'll dance at his own wedding, and may dance at the weddings of others, but the days of going out to dance are over. And now we have that cursed Dancing with the Stars attrocity, putting ideas into the feet of married women when we thought we'd laid that ghost to rest. Now there is yet another thing we are no good for. Thanks a lot, ABC.