All Hallow's Eve

-Don’t keep the light off and hide in the back of the house; face the little monsters

-Give real candy; no apples, popcorn balls, dum-dums, sugarless/healthy garbage or other lame stuff, and remember that there’s nothing fun about the fun size

-Give the hobos (the teenagers that shouldn’t be trick or treating- often dressed as "hobos") whatever they want, though you don't want to; they’re scary

-Half price candy tomorrow! Don’t wait or you’ll be left with only candy corn.